December 27, 2025Back in 2000, Kevin Hines jumped off the golden gate bridge . He miraculous survived because a sea lion was bumping him up and kept his head above water. Now he is a suicide prevention speaker.
ajdrake411 on October 23, 2025 5:50 pm My boyfriend got this postcard with a Phish t-shirt he ordered.
DanlovesTechno on October 23, 2025 6:06 pm Mmmmm Ibuprofen, known for the magnificent taste. I love the taste if NSAIDs.
The_Advocate07 on October 23, 2025 6:14 pm Who the fuck would be dumb enough to actually lick a post card? Do you have any idea how many people have touched it??? Or where its been???????????? A TOILET seat would actually be cleaner.
CharlesP2009 on October 23, 2025 6:36 pm Includes bonus flavors if you lick it after it’s gone through the postal system and been delivered
Alphatism on October 23, 2025 7:57 pm Funky because I’m allergic to ibuprofen, it can close up my throat, so even if it was actually lined with ibuprofen you ain’t getting me
Tryknj99 on October 23, 2025 8:20 pm It came with a phish shirt. This is so obviously a joke based on the LSD ink urban legends. These comments…. Satire is lost.
Yukine_Katashi on October 23, 2025 8:36 pm [You be WHAT?](https://youtube.com/shorts/hykM5xrqLLw?si=qaXpL7KsEynLEkND)
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My boyfriend got this postcard with a Phish t-shirt he ordered.
Did you fall for this gag and actually lick it?
It’s Acid
This is a joke, right?
Mmmmm Ibuprofen, known for the magnificent taste. I love the taste if NSAIDs.
Who the fuck would be dumb enough to actually lick a post card? Do you have any idea how many people have touched it??? Or where its been????????????
A TOILET seat would actually be cleaner.
Ibuprofen is less healthy than LSD.
Too many pregnant women licking these postcards.
Includes bonus flavors if you lick it after it’s gone through the postal system and been delivered

they’re trying to give you renal issues!
Oops, all anthrax!
You be what?!??
Now with less autism!

Funky because I’m allergic to ibuprofen, it can close up my throat, so even if it was actually lined with ibuprofen you ain’t getting me
Great, now I can be allergic to postcards too…
Nope
Good thing it’s not Tylenol
It came with a phish shirt. This is so obviously a joke based on the LSD ink urban legends. These comments…. Satire is lost.
You be profen all night huh?
Licks card, gets aids.
You be WHAT?
Im allergic to ibuprofen sooo
[You be WHAT?](https://youtube.com/shorts/hykM5xrqLLw?si=qaXpL7KsEynLEkND)